Grand Theft Auto Online has introduced a new casino, where players can unlock fast race cars or a fancy penthouse apartment. That’s pretty cool, but none of it would be possible if it weren’t for this poor man. The Diamond Casino & Resort’s valet is having a bad time, and it’s all because of us players.
The Diamond Casino & Resort has been turned into an active war zone, because players are camping out and taking advantage of the influx of new players coming in to check out the new content. These rascals are setting up fields of proximity mines, sniping from a distance, or just going ahead and flying through the driveway on a rocket car that shoots missiles. It’s an absolute blood bath, but no one has it worse than the poor valet.
Please, Mr. Valet, don’t stop trying. Don’t stop training. I hope you, one day, emerge from the Diamond Casino & Resort as an extremely ripped monster of a man with sick pythons and big pecs. Rain down vengeance on us, the arrogant player base. I won’t be satisfied with GTA Online’s storytelling until this casino valet destroys me and my entire life. It’s what I deserve.
Credit: Polygon
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